"Somebody shot the president!" Leonard exclaimed after rushing home from the bus stop.īut daddy wasn't in the house. All that aside, Leonard had been 14 at the time, in 8th grade at Sligo Junior High. The weapon was fired by a man named Jimmy Sutton who worked for another man named Charles Nicoletti. 221-caliber mercury-tipped round fired not from a Mannlicher rifle but a bolt-operated Remington match pistol. Leonard would always remember that day, as millions would-the same day John Fitzgerald Kennedy had been assassinated in Dallas, Texas by, contrary to what most believe, a custom-loaded. "OLeonard, in fact, had lost his virginity, so to speak, to a Duroc 500-pounder named Lacie. It shimmied and mewled, chortled and spat, jerked its rotund body each time one of the girls tried to grab its.well, its dick. This is the story of that conjecture, and it's true. But more than likely one may pause to wonder how-and more critically, why-the aforementioned pig semen found its way into the shot glass. "That stuff tastes like.uuuuck!" Then she- RRRRRRALF! -threw up again. "Fuck, Leonard! This is sick!" she sniped, more falling out of her mouth as she did so. No!" -then blanched and threw up on the floor. Without hesitation and in a smooth, single gulp, she swallowed it all, smiled into the camera and licked her lips as though she'd just tasted exemplary cuisine, and then- "Sissy? What's the. (I) Sissy looked at the shot glass full of pig semen and threw it back neat. Printed by Publishers' Graphics/Carol Stream, IL Box 540298 Orlando, FL 32854-0298 previous editions hardcover ISBN: 1-88 Barnett assistant editors: Amanda Baird John Everson Jeff Funk C. "The Pig" © 1997 by Edward Lee "The House" © 2005 by Edward Lee cover art © 2005 Erik Wilson © Necro Publications first edition trade paperbackīook design & typesetting: David G.
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